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DirtyThirtyRN
@DirtyThirtyRN
Cardio & weights before I consume massive amounts of ETOH at Jason Aldean & Kane Brown tonight with my girls pic.twitter.com/FKquzTGrHZ
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DirtyThirtyRN
@DirtyThirtyRN
When youβre wide awake at 0300 on your night off, night shift problems
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DirtyThirtyRN
@DirtyThirtyRN
Nothing like breaking up an EMS dick measuring contest, ah the good old days pic.twitter.com/vj8uY927Yr
DirtyThirtyRN
@DirtyThirtyRN
I might be single going into 2019 but at least Iβm not dating some fuckboy pretending heβll actually change his ways, Happy New Years
DirtyThirtyRN
@DirtyThirtyRN
Todayβs PSA: 110% done with friends that canβt put a fucking ounce of effort into actually being friends
DirtyThirtyRN
@DirtyThirtyRN
I let my dog choose dinner tonight, he chose ice cream pic.twitter.com/RTS5EyHokk
DirtyThirtyRN
@DirtyThirtyRN
@dateswhitecoats They absolutely are
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DirtyThirtyRN
@DirtyThirtyRN
Girl just dumped a shit load of condoms on the coffee table of the air bnb so thereβs that
DirtyThirtyRN
@DirtyThirtyRN
Me: "Make sure not to try & get out of bed w/ out me"
80 y/o male pt "I promise I won't get IN bed w/ out you"as he winks & blows me a kiss
80 y/o male pt "I promise I won't get IN bed w/ out you"as he winks & blows me a kiss
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
