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DispatcherDame
@DispatcherDame
DISPATCH POLL TIME!
How easy/difficult is it to get a random day off for a random reason (aka not sick, not bereavement, etc)?
How easy/difficult is it to get a random day off for a random reason (aka not sick, not bereavement, etc)?
Retweet of status by @DispatcherDame
21 Oct 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ⚠️ DISPATCH POLL TIME! ⚠️
How easy/difficult is it to get a random day off for a random reason (aka not sick, not bereavement, etc)?
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DispatcherDame
@DispatcherDame
@officerdaddo Yeah, but not wrong.
11 Jan 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @officerdaddo Yeah, but not wrong. 🤷🏻♀️
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DispatcherDame
@DispatcherDame
: All units, be advised that NCIC and locals are down. Will advise when operational.
*30 seconds later*… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
*30 seconds later*… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
28 Nov 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 💁🏻♀️: All units, be advised that NCIC and locals are down. Will advise when operational.
*30 seconds later*… https://t.co/1vza3HaMp6
DispatcherDame
@DispatcherDame
Security Guard: there’s 2 vehicles racing
: Any description of the vehicles?
SG: It’s a Pontiac Buick
: Um.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
: Any description of the vehicles?
SG: It’s a Pontiac Buick
: Um.… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @Just911Operator
31 Oct 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Security Guard: there’s 2 vehicles racing
👩🏻💻: Any description of the vehicles?
SG: It’s a Pontiac Buick
👩🏻💻: Um.… https://t.co/XRX5n8zfX9
DispatcherDame
@DispatcherDame
You guys want some tea today?
Here’s the snack cakes and tiny sammiches. twitter.com/collegetowncop…
Here’s the snack cakes and tiny sammiches. twitter.com/collegetowncop…
Retweet of status by @911disbitch
11 Aug 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You guys want some tea today?
Here’s the snack cakes and tiny sammiches. 🐸☕️ https://t.co/Aya2jLLpWI
DispatcherDame
@DispatcherDame
@BeanTownCop For County, for the veterans, and for John pic.twitter.com/c3aREVtGn3
Retweet of status by @officerdaddo
28 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @BeanTownCop For County, for the veterans, and for John 🍻 https://t.co/c3aREVtGn3
DispatcherDame
@DispatcherDame
: I need an officer to come out to relocate a spider & spider webs. I keep walking into them outside of my apartme… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
03 Jul 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 📞: I need an officer to come out to relocate a spider & spider webs. I keep walking into them outside of my apartme… https://t.co/o7OtJqytoT
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DispatcherDame
@DispatcherDame
Caller : WELL, I SAW 4 PEOPLE STANDING CLOSE TO EACH OTHER ON THE TRAIL & THERE’S NO WAY THEY WERE RELATED, & THE… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
27 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Caller 🐶: WELL, I SAW 4 PEOPLE STANDING CLOSE TO EACH OTHER ON THE TRAIL & THERE’S NO WAY THEY WERE RELATED, & THE… https://t.co/9iDTl9cMJA
DispatcherDame
@DispatcherDame
@EastCopper Haha you’re leading the pack now then.
15 Mar 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @EastCopper Haha you’re leading the pack now then. 😂
DispatcherDame
@DispatcherDame
When you hear “You up?” at the wee hours of the morning, and you make this face ...
But then you realize you’re o… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
But then you realize you’re o… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
31 Jan 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When you hear “You up?” at the wee hours of the morning, and you make this face 😒...
But then you realize you’re o… https://t.co/Co5k6sHHhb
DispatcherDame
@DispatcherDame
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE, PEOPLE!!
WEDONOTGETSHOOTYONCHRISTMASEVE pic.twitter.com/H6QApmLpGO
WEDONOTGETSHOOTYONCHRISTMASEVE pic.twitter.com/H6QApmLpGO
Retweet of status by @PissedOff911
25 Dec 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE, PEOPLE!!
WE👏🏻DO👏🏻NOT👏🏻GET👏🏻SHOOTY👏🏻ON👏🏻CHRISTMAS👏🏻EVE👏🏻 https://t.co/H6QApmLpGO
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* 🙈🙈🙊