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Dr. Salty
@DrSuperSalty
Canโt wait to get home to read all my notifications
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Dr. Salty
@DrSuperSalty
RN: when they scatter your body parts all over the highway, thereโs gonna be too many suspects to figure out who actually killed you
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Dr. Salty
@DrSuperSalty
โAre you the doctor?โ
Me: yes I am
โWell can you get rid of all these a$$hole nurses?โ
Dementia can be entertaining sometimes
Me: yes I am
โWell can you get rid of all these a$$hole nurses?โ
Dementia can be entertaining sometimes
Dr. Salty
@DrSuperSalty
Eminem: he opens his mouth but the words wonโt come out
Stroke Alert
Stroke Alert
Dr. Salty
@DrSuperSalty
The hospitalist was in a...
โName....Medical record number?โ
...mood today. Didnโt want to know anything else.
โName....Medical record number?โ
...mood today. Didnโt want to know anything else.
Dr. Salty
@DrSuperSalty
Just walked in the doc lounge. The neurologist is โfixingโ the refrigerator. He has it in pieces
Same neurologiโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โฆ
Same neurologiโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/9โฆ
Dr. Salty
@DrSuperSalty
Pre-snowstorm checklist
Milk
Bread
Eggs
ER visit by prudent layperson
Milk
Bread
Eggs
ER visit by prudent layperson
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
