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Emily Simons
@EmilySimons5
Thought my mum was exaggerating saying I'm a loud person until I just sneezed and heard my neighbours say "bless you"
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Emily Simons
@EmilySimons5
Literally compliment people on the weirdest shite when I'm smashed, am like omg I love your hair clip
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Emily Simons
@EmilySimons5
one thing a hate is folk who twist other folks stories about
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Emily Simons
@EmilySimons5
Decided I don't get paid enough when someone BIT me today at work
Emily Simons
@EmilySimons5
Caity got her disposables developed and some of them are so classic I'm crying
Emily Simons
@EmilySimons5
Top tip- always keep a bottle of wine in your room in case you have a massive family argument and need to retreat for the evening
Emily Simons
@EmilySimons5
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Emily Simons
@EmilySimons5
Sarah's crashed my FB so all I can hear is a loop of her singing crocodile rock
Emily Simons
@EmilySimons5
@mattlburton same man
Emily Simons
@EmilySimons5
Country music is such happy music
Emily Simons
@EmilySimons5
One of my flatmates has had a bottle of vodka in her cupboard for about 3 months and I just cannot relate
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
