1.
Emz (3am Edition)
@EmzTheGreat_
When women want you, there is absolutely NO CONFUSION or mixed signals twitter.com/missleighcarteβ¦
Retweet of status by @NYWiseass
2.
In Adele We Trust
@EmzTheGreat_
Brady spent 3 weeks at home and said no sir, not me. Proof that being a stay at home parent is the slums in every tax bracket
Retweet of status by @Fancy12347
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
Clark Kent
@EmzTheGreat_
I wish I had more time to read
Clark Kent
@EmzTheGreat_
@its_jacqulyn @ me tho
Clark Kent
@EmzTheGreat_
@Ms_BiAnCa_BiSa it was pretty good ... The book was good too
Clark Kent
@EmzTheGreat_
Shit, I might be a "dumb" liberal but at least I got PTO days
Clark Kent
@EmzTheGreat_
I've never been so excited about an Eagles win
8.
9.
10.
11.
Clark Kent
@EmzTheGreat_
Alcohol levels low
Clark Kent
@EmzTheGreat_
Interviewer: Why should we hire you
Me: cause I'm fucking amazing
Me: cause I'm fucking amazing
Clark Kent
@EmzTheGreat_
When you're nice to people they think that shit is a weakness like its a character flaw to be kind
Retweet of status by @Ms_BiAnCa_BiSa
Clark Kent
@EmzTheGreat_
Damn I only got half of that package deal RT @alyssajeann_: "I'm just a sperm donor and a bank account" -Felipe
...but wait! There's more!
1.
fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
