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Ken Holland
@FakeOilersGM
Just think how less shitty of a human Evander Kane will be after an offseason training in Finland
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Ken Holland
@FakeOilersGM
Duncan Keith uses an Electrolux
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Ken Holland
@FakeOilersGM
Doesnβt seem fair that the @EdmontonOilers have to forfeit a 3rd round pick just because the Lake Tahoe game was postponed
Ken Holland
@FakeOilersGM
Attention ALL pizza delivery men & women in Canada: Jesse Puljujarvi might have Covid-19 so you might too.
Ken Holland
@FakeOilersGM
No Jesse you canβt change your jersey number again from 13 to a emoji
Ken Holland
@FakeOilersGM
Starting to think that Leon Draisaitl will one day surpass Tobias Rieder as the greatest hockey player ever from Germany
Ken Holland
@FakeOilersGM
Connor keeps looking off to the side and it's making the whole team really nervous..
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Ken Holland
@FakeOilersGM
The look on Bob's face when I told him I claimed Tobias Reider off waivers
Ken Holland
@FakeOilersGM
Nicholson is 1 for 2 on hiring the right GM so he DEFINITELY deserves a BOLD promotion. Congrats Bobby !
Keith Gretzky
@FakeOilersGM
That feeling when Artemi Panarin's pants still have more trade value than three quarters of your team
Peter Chiarelli
@FakeOilersGM
@NHLPlayerSafety This is the price you have to pay, Milan?!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
