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FLATTLINER
@Flattliner
A morning spent driving a large delivery van has really reduced my hatred of van drivers.
I’m not very fond of Ferrari drivers either…
I’m not very fond of Ferrari drivers either…
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FLATTLINER
@Flattliner
Never mistake Vagisil for Clearasil.
I know that now.
I know that now.
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FLATTLINER
@Flattliner
Nothing like getting home after a great weekend packed with unadulterated, enjoyable nostalgia… To find a huge tax bill, delivered Friday.
FLATTLINER
@Flattliner
Been playing Battlefield 1 and discovering that World War 1 wasn’t as bad as people make out… Pretty muddy though - worse than Glastonbury!
FLATTLINER
@Flattliner
Million dollar gameshow:
Contestants paired up by public phone votes, have sex blindfolded, then big reveal live on TV…
"Love Is Blind"
Contestants paired up by public phone votes, have sex blindfolded, then big reveal live on TV…
"Love Is Blind"
FLATTLINER
@Flattliner
Fun idea:
Call multiple hotels and ask if they found your glass dildo
Call multiple hotels and ask if they found your glass dildo
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FLATTLINER
@Flattliner
@Flattliner 750 s!
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FLATTLINER
@Flattliner
TWITTER BREAK PLANNING
• Passport
• Reading material
• Consider deleting app in case of temptation
• Wonder what to do instead
• Passport
• Reading material
• Consider deleting app in case of temptation
• Wonder what to do instead
FLATTLINER
@Flattliner
Work hard,
Study hard,
Think hard,
Rest hard,
Vote hard,
Do hard,
Drive hard,
Love hard,
Die hard,
Play hard,
Stay hard…
~ Viagra advert.
Study hard,
Think hard,
Rest hard,
Vote hard,
Do hard,
Drive hard,
Love hard,
Die hard,
Play hard,
Stay hard…
~ Viagra advert.
FLATTLINER
@Flattliner
@Flattliner 100 s!
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FLATTLINER
@Flattliner
Despite being on-call from home and totally teetotal, I got higher than usual* today.
*fetched Christmas decorations down from the loft
*fetched Christmas decorations down from the loft
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
