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Hoppers
@FrogAvalanche
I just had my first date with a lady I met on an online dating site
I mentioned you, Twitter. Did she say:
I mentioned you, Twitter. Did she say:
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Hoppers
@FrogAvalanche
Medical services I've used for FREE this year:
-X-ray
-CT Scan
-MRI
-Physiotherapy
There's no good argument against Universal Healthcare
-X-ray
-CT Scan
-MRI
-Physiotherapy
There's no good argument against Universal Healthcare
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Hoppers
@FrogAvalanche
ME: bloody-mary-bloody-mary-bloody-mary
Phantasm appears
ME: Who the hell are you?
PHANTASM: Iโm Bloody Carla. Mary got the night off.
Phantasm appears
ME: Who the hell are you?
PHANTASM: Iโm Bloody Carla. Mary got the night off.
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Hoppers
@FrogAvalanche
[texting]
ME: my favorite desert-
AUTOCORRECT:
ME: dessert-
AUTOCORRECT:
ME: is brownies
ME: my favorite desert-
AUTOCORRECT:
ME: dessert-
AUTOCORRECT:
ME: is brownies
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Hoppers
@FrogAvalanche
itisculturallyappropriativetobeplaguedbyvisionsofanothertribeโsdreadgod
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Hoppers
@FrogAvalanche
Fold a pizza in half, its now a taco
Put a sausage in the taco, its now a hotdog
Cut the hinge side open, its now a sandwich
Put a sausage in the taco, its now a hotdog
Cut the hinge side open, its now a sandwich
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Hoppers
@FrogAvalanche
WhyQuil maximum strength existentialism relief for day & night. See package for details. Side effects may include hasty conclusions, headac
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Hoppers
@FrogAvalanche
itisculturallyappropriativetobeplaguedbyvisionsofanothertribeโsdreadgod
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
