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Fomo Simpson
@HaliPhacks
Me My Dog
Fell asleep eating
Fell asleep eating
Retweet of status by @adamgreattweet
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Fomo Simpson
@HaliPhacks
Doctor: Less McDonalds
Me: McDonalds once a day
Doctor: You were eating McDonalds twice a day?
Me: Find a less judgmental doctor
Me: McDonalds once a day
Doctor: You were eating McDonalds twice a day?
Me: Find a less judgmental doctor
Retweet of status by @2tacosandadrink
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Fomo Simpson
@HaliPhacks
FLEDGLINGS WINNER
Congratulations @Sports4Heretics!
@HaliPhacks has chosen your tweet for recognition in… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Congratulations @Sports4Heretics!
@HaliPhacks has chosen your tweet for recognition in… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @The_Fledglings
Fomo Simpson
@HaliPhacks
CONTEST TIME
“Common sense, not so common”
Send us any 3 tweets about smarts/brains/intelligence/common se… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
“Common sense, not so common”
Send us any 3 tweets about smarts/brains/intelligence/common se… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @saturdaycontest
Fomo Simpson
@HaliPhacks
Him: when you look at hotels only look at the 4 and up.
Me: no worries, I doubled your request. I booked a Supe… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Me: no worries, I doubled your request. I booked a Supe… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @AmandaRNH
Fomo Simpson
@HaliPhacks
[texting]
her: +
me: *shows up with eggplant parmesan and peach pie*
her: YES!!!!
her: +
me: *shows up with eggplant parmesan and peach pie*
her: YES!!!!
Retweet of status by @English_Channel
Fomo Simpson
@HaliPhacks
FLEDGLINGS WINNER
Congratulations @GrahamKritzer!
@HaliPhacks has chosen your tweet for recognition… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Congratulations @GrahamKritzer!
@HaliPhacks has chosen your tweet for recognition… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @The_Fledglings
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Fomo Simpson
@HaliPhacks
The Sunday Service TWEET CALL
CONFESS YOUR WORST TWEETS:
•Simply underrated
•Naughty
•Controversial
•Any… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
CONFESS YOUR WORST TWEETS:
•Simply underrated
•Naughty
•Controversial
•Any… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @TheSundayServi
Fomo Simpson
@HaliPhacks
I wonder what ducks would bring to the park to feed us, if things were the other way around
Retweet of status by @tea_n_cake89
Fomo Simpson
@HaliPhacks
Fun Fact: All Canadians must learn to drive a Zamboni at an early age
canucks pic.twitter.com/5iH21q9HXC
canucks pic.twitter.com/5iH21q9HXC
Retweet of status by @KellyCanuckTO
Fomo Simpson
@HaliPhacks
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
