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Sara Jacobson
@HaySaraJay
everyone tweet/text/snapchat me to drink lots of water if you care about me!
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Sara Jacobson
@HaySaraJay
got one of those wine glasses that hold a whole bottle because i'm in my 20's & why not, & my cat knocked it over & broke it within seconds
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Sara Jacobson
@HaySaraJay
This is the best thing you'll see all day pic.twitter.com/46N1WgpJGP
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Sara Jacobson
@HaySaraJay
your good deed becomes invalid when you start to seek praise for it on social media
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Sara Jacobson
@HaySaraJay
The truth is pic.twitter.com/sYjy2ynWsb
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Sara Jacobson
@HaySaraJay
me playin myself: "I could wake up early tomorrow and do my homework then "
Sara Jacobson
@HaySaraJay
sometimes I seen anti-feminist things on Facebook & I have to calm down and convince myself not waste my time being bothered by dumb people
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Sara Jacobson
@HaySaraJay
wouldn't be the first time butler let me down
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Sara Jacobson
@HaySaraJay
whoops idc about my hw
Sara Jacobson
@HaySaraJay
"love is being a harsh dad so the children like her more"
Sara Jacobson
@HaySaraJay
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
