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mami triste
@HillaryClitoris
this commercial is why my first cellphone was a sidekick
you could like EMAIL AND SHIT twitter.com/pcd2009/statusβ¦
you could like EMAIL AND SHIT twitter.com/pcd2009/statusβ¦
Retweet of status by @CaliforniaLuv84
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mami triste
@HillaryClitoris
Despite all the bullshit, I really miss working in the city
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mami triste
@HillaryClitoris
my uber driver just ignored the navigation and made the same goddamn u-turn twice
mami triste
@HillaryClitoris
*watches them suffer through the surveillance cameras*
mami triste
@HillaryClitoris
white people with fake tans look like walking beef jerky slabs
mami triste
@HillaryClitoris
"I thought you were straight because you actually take care of yourself" GUESS I GOTTA BE MUSTY TO LIKE GIRLS FOH
lil daddy
@HillaryClitoris
the only person I want to ever have feelings for is ME
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lil daddy
@HillaryClitoris
I am prepared to sell my soul for a master roshi figure
lil daddy
@HillaryClitoris
I've been leaving my phone at home lately and god damn are people needy
lil daddy
@HillaryClitoris
Our reaction to CAMREN CRACK #9 by @booboodaddi is here!
We'd really appreciate a RT.
youtu.be/K_E__YMx0gs pic.twitter.com/xc0oFhAc6h
We'd really appreciate a RT.
youtu.be/K_E__YMx0gs pic.twitter.com/xc0oFhAc6h
Retweet of status by @CaliforniaLuv84
lil daddy
@HillaryClitoris
bitches be majoring in organic chemistry but don't know how to count a damn till
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
