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Douglas Maximus
@Idouglasm
When I see my bestfriend asking a girl out in public and she slaps him twitter.com/theonlydoyin/sβ¦
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Douglas Maximus
@Idouglasm
Never allow your girlfriend to have a male best friend, we all know how and what we do with our female besties twitter.com/marinaroxxx/stβ¦
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Douglas Maximus
@Idouglasm
Remember why you started. Keep going and never give up.
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Douglas Maximus
@Idouglasm
AWWWWW My Ovaries
I will return your MB if you've seen Anything cuter than this .
Bundle of cuteness. pic.twitter.com/Q3ulZ3irfV
I will return your MB if you've seen Anything cuter than this .
Bundle of cuteness. pic.twitter.com/Q3ulZ3irfV
Retweet of status by @SuperSlimEli
Douglas Maximus
@Idouglasm
@SizweDhlomo @pontsho_mp Literally apologising in your very own first apartment pic.twitter.com/VCmHZwcwtT
Douglas Maximus
@Idouglasm
Bank Teller: Sir, your account is overdrawn
Me: Well, so are your eyebrows but here we are π€·β
Me: Well, so are your eyebrows but here we are π€·β
Douglas Maximus
@Idouglasm
You guys even cheat on orphans?
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Douglas Maximus
@Idouglasm
Douglas Maximus
@Idouglasm
WAIT FIRST!
I SAID WAIT FESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! DAVIDO DID NOT COME? we most trend o. Please hashtag of the day
#DavidoDidntCum
I SAID WAIT FESSSSSSSSSSSSSS! DAVIDO DID NOT COME? we most trend o. Please hashtag of the day
#DavidoDidntCum
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Douglas Maximus
@Idouglasm
If you're a man above 25 and your spec or yardstick for dating a girl is big brezz and nyash, smh I just want tβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Douglas Maximus
@Idouglasm
Still same 6 working days in week, same shitty Mondays mtcheww!!! twitter.com/myfaaast/statuβ¦
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
