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My nails now - just like my favourite weapon skin. Coincidence? Maybe, or maybe not... pic.twitter.com/srxbKwfAfn
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InterroMOM
@InterroMOM
FYI - If the Earth is flat, cats would have pushed everything off it by now.
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I won't tell anyone if I win the lottery but there will be signs... pic.twitter.com/hr1M48Ezdg
InterroMOM
@InterroMOM
"I might join you later."
TRANSLATION: You have a greater chance of seeing Elvis riding a unicorn today than you have of seeing ME.
TRANSLATION: You have a greater chance of seeing Elvis riding a unicorn today than you have of seeing ME.
InterroMOM
@InterroMOM
My friend said she never knew what true happiness was until she got married
... but then it was too late.
... but then it was too late.
InterroMOM
@InterroMOM
I really don't see the point in cleaning if my family is going to continue living here.
InterroMOM
@InterroMOM
BREAKING News!
Engineers have just made a car that can run on parsleyβ¦Β
Now they're hoping to make buses that run on thyme! (sorry )
Engineers have just made a car that can run on parsleyβ¦Β
Now they're hoping to make buses that run on thyme! (sorry )
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Gas pump cashier today: "Would you like a receipt?"
Me: "No thanks, I'd rather forget this whole experience..."
Me: "No thanks, I'd rather forget this whole experience..."
InterroMOM
@InterroMOM
OK, so naked running...
Apparently this means running without GPS, music and any other tech. I wish I knew this an hour ago.
Apparently this means running without GPS, music and any other tech. I wish I knew this an hour ago.
InterroMOM
@InterroMOM
Procrastination is not a bad thing. You always have something to do tomorrow, plus you have nothing to do today.
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@InterroMOM
The only place I can get gas now for under $2 is at Taco Bell...
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
