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Ismail
@IsmaailJaan
yesterday my bredrinโs girl told him to shut the fuck up n he put himself on mute n told me โignore her, this is how we flirtโ
Retweet of status by @Teks_Sinatra
09 Nov 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote ๐ญ๐ญ yesterday my bredrinโs girl told him to shut the fuck up n he put himself on mute n told me โignore her, this is how we flirtโ
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14 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote โYou never reply to everything ๐โ
First of all, youโre not my girl & if you was Iโd still ignore the key parts of the paragraph & act dumb
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Ismail
@IsmaailJaan
So happy I was able to take my mum here Istanbul - it's been amazing. Until next time๏ธ pic.twitter.com/J1lTPSvlJX
Retweet of status by @IsmaailJaan
12 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote So happy I was able to take my mum here๐ญ Istanbul - it's been amazing. Until next time๐ฉโ๐ป๏ธ๐น๐ท https://t.co/J1lTPSvlJX
Ismail
@IsmaailJaan
Uni and work on this same day. Wednesday tops my list of most hated days
11 Oct 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Uni and work on this same day. Wednesday tops my list of most hated days๐ท
Ismail
@IsmaailJaan
Nah man,a man like me from Narm on FIFA. Fuck off Man don't piss me off kmt. This shouldn't be happening
Retweet of status by @officialgiggs
30 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Nah man,a man like me from Narm on FIFA. Fuck off๐๐๐๐ Man don't piss me off kmt. This shouldn't be happening๐คฆโโ๏ธ
Ismail
@IsmaailJaan
First 9am of the year mubarak to you and your families
26 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote First 9am of the year mubarak to you and your families ๐ฉ
Ismail
@IsmaailJaan
Pakistani girls don't rate me, man used hand sanitizer and this lass goes "pehle apne andar ke niyate ko saaf karo" kmt
Retweet of status by @Englistani
20 Sep 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pakistani girls don't rate me, man used hand sanitizer and this lass goes "pehle apne andar ke niyate ko saaf karo" kmt ๐ค
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Ismail
@IsmaailJaan
All I know is that 3/4 of the Mayweather vs McGregor experts/fans, don't even know who these two are twitter.com/liva_gotta/staโฆ
29 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote All I know is that 3/4 of the Mayweather vs McGregor experts/fans, don't even know who these two are ๐ https://t.co/Pqh9MCpHUy
Ismail
@IsmaailJaan
The cake I made for my babe red velvet galaxy cake pic.twitter.com/WUj67Ks2eS
29 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The cake I made for my babe โค๏ธ๐ฐโบ๏ธ red velvet galaxy cake ๐๐๐ฎ https://t.co/WUj67Ks2eS
Ismail
@IsmaailJaan
My uncle in Pakistan bought a buffalo to do qurbani a couple of days ago. It escaped last night ded
Retweet of status by @ramzan_a95
29 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote My uncle in Pakistan bought a buffalo to do qurbani a couple of days ago. It escaped last night ๐๐๐ ded
Ismail
@IsmaailJaan
31ยฐC and I'm sleeping with a blanket on. Being ill in a hot country is all long
03 Aug 17
copy & paste +upvote -downvote 31ยฐC and I'm sleeping with a blanket on. Being ill in a hot country is all long๐ฉ
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐๐๐