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Daylan
@ItsDaylan
time to flex on Bill Gates and stay un-divorced
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Daylan
@ItsDaylan
Europe kisses Africa at the strait of Gibraltar. ( ISS) pic.twitter.com/J6UThEA6kJ
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Daylan
@ItsDaylan
my coworker thought it would be neat to sit at the break room table with me while Iโm eating lunch and read the Bible out loud
Daylan
@ItsDaylan
INCOMING!
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Daylan
@ItsDaylan
Somebody come look at this pic.twitter.com/4N4Thbn02t
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Daylan
@ItsDaylan
@charlesfbomb the timestamp
Daylan
@ItsDaylan
Imagine the person you liking/talking to saying "you sure you can handle me?? I'm a Taurus" shut yo grown ass up
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Daylan
@ItsDaylan
scary hours pic.twitter.com/JYUQ90fECV
Daylan
@ItsDaylan
Brighton slept in the middle of the living room floor and used a boxing glove as a pillow
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Daylan
@ItsDaylan
These were taken 5 seconds apart pic.twitter.com/smXyIXJzrl
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Daylan
@ItsDaylan
@greciarenova I'm fuckin dead
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
