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Jackie Beat
@JACKIEBEAT
Between American Gigilo & Pretty Woman Richard Gere and his career really owe a debt of gratitude to prostitution.
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@JACKIEBEAT
You know the phrase βKill βem with kindness?β Well, a hammer takes less time & energy.
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Jackie Beat
@JACKIEBEAT
A three gig day!? @ Los Angeles, California instagram.com/p/BlgnWzbh6Hp/β¦
Jackie Beat
@JACKIEBEAT
Here I am again, in a hotel room watching #ForensicFiles. @TheBiancaDelRio knows what Iβm talking about.
Jackie Beat
@JACKIEBEAT
Omg, there's a snake behind me! I'm furious at theonlyalaska5000 for all the hurtful, hateful,β¦ instagram.com/p/BfVJ8Z8FjCl/
Jackie Beat
@JACKIEBEAT
I don't need money, I need to get laid... So instead of a @kickstarter I'm doing a Dickstarter
Jackie Beat
@JACKIEBEAT
Just to clarify, when I asked you for your digits I didn't want your telephone number⦠I wanted your fingers inside me.
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Jackie Beat
@JACKIEBEAT
Yes, THIS is happening... theonlyalaska5000 as 2 of the biggest snakes in Golden Girls⦠instagram.com/p/BcuIxAfFQ7w/
Jackie Beat
@JACKIEBEAT
I just finished watching season 2 of Lady Dynamite and I'm sending love in the general direction of Maria Bamford
Jackie Beat
@JACKIEBEAT
My friend just texted me that she's "doing some Thanksgiving prep" today & I was all like, "Wait... They have pumpkin spice Truvada!?"
Jackie Beat
@JACKIEBEAT
I am NOT going to spill the tea, but I will splash some soup: I WON last year but I'm not⦠instagram.com/p/BbpZPCbl8ED/
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
