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Jourdan
@JMaceTheRealest
Gf gets a on the birthday surprise scale. Got me a nice watch and a Derek Carr jersey. She gets me.
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Jourdan
@JMaceTheRealest
All I heard was "ayyyyyy sic em bears!" Because I can hear a sic em a mile away
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Jourdan
@JMaceTheRealest
Me and my friend are too extra. We can't hang out in Texas, like it has to be out of country
Jourdan
@JMaceTheRealest
A once every 500,000 year and a 500 year storm hit the US in the same week, but global warming isn't a thing
Jourdan
@JMaceTheRealest
"I couldn't think of anything so I just said fingers"
Jourdan
@JMaceTheRealest
sitting here watching the NHL trade clock like..... #NHLTradeDeadline pic.twitter.com/8LVymClI1P
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Jourdan
@JMaceTheRealest
This guy played himself pic.twitter.com/UC3yi0Fg0w
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Jourdan
@JMaceTheRealest
I love how my friends and I use Chris Callahan as a verb. Example: he better not Chris Callahan this play
Jourdan
@JMaceTheRealest
It's January 2nd, and Satan already knocking at my door
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Jourdan
@JMaceTheRealest
the grandpa tho #mannequinchallenge pic.twitter.com/J9jWDRIdZl
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Jourdan
@JMaceTheRealest
Odell really just ran to the sideline to hug the kicking net after his TD pic.twitter.com/2DTWTdmrhn
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
