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Jagdeep
@JagzMahal
Jumpman gets me gassed every single time it comes on unoo feeling jumping everywhere constantly lmao
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Jagdeep
@JagzMahal
Ngl I got bare respect for the babeh at the gurdwara who come in bright coloured paghs and that bare brave unoo, I never move from black
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Jagdeep
@JagzMahal
Fully don't feel like Diwali at all unoo even the Samoseh & Pakoreh being made at home feel like they are for relatives or summat
Jagdeep
@JagzMahal
Paul Pogba cost ยฃ85.8 million more than Patrick Vieira.
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Jagdeep
@JagzMahal
So the days I have work I regret agreeing to come in, but when i have a day off I regret not going why am I like this
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Jagdeep
@JagzMahal
Arsenal can do 1 LOL so jammy
Jagdeep
@JagzMahal
I swear Bibiya have like the worst death stares ever, just got sharked out by like 5 Bibiya looking like they wanna kill me lmao
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Jagdeep
@JagzMahal
LOOL your boy nearly just died unooo, man was just about to drink disinfectant thinking it was mouthwash hahahah fml
Jagdeep
@JagzMahal
Hate apneh who come into work asking me to pretend I'm their relative just so they can get a discount lmfaoo
Jagdeep
@JagzMahal
LOOL wtf hijabi's are bare gassed about the new iPhone EarPods because they can cheat in exams now
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
