56.
James
@JimmyDRFC
Modern football - where a contract is on hold because he wears Hublot and drives a Jag, but the team are sponsored by Bulova and Chevrolet
57.
James
@JimmyDRFC
Love how my boss left work as normal today, 7hrs later he sends a picture holding his newborn with 'I'll not be in for a few weeks'
58.
59.
60.
61.
62.
James
@JimmyDRFC
I see you're allowed wrestling in football now pic.twitter.com/Gkif6xMOn8
Retweet of status by @Matt_Walker96
James
@JimmyDRFC
No chill from @drfc_official pic.twitter.com/6OusiWfzmv
Retweet of status by @FootyAccums
James
@JimmyDRFC
Why is Kim Kardashian a thing? A few lads doing BTEC Sport will think she's 'fit as fuck', rest of us thinks she has no self respect
James
@JimmyDRFC
She tweets this as if 90% of the population aren't hungover begging for a fry-up with their head over the toilet twitter.com/pixielott/statβ¦
James
@JimmyDRFC
Hate people who are like "she's/he's a downgrade" talking about ex's. Aye, so's a banana from a burger, but it's much better for ya!
63.
64.
65.
66.
James
@JimmyDRFC
SO..... that's Christmas over. Best take the decorations down. See you all at Oldham. #drfc #MyLocalTree pic.twitter.com/n8B133ww9J
Retweet of status by @drfc_official
James
@JimmyDRFC
"A hideous car crash has occurred at the end of the A19, it's called Doncaster" cheers for the shout out on Mock the Week!
James
@JimmyDRFC
Shit that my right foot is half a shoe size bigger than my left, takes me ages to put Converse on
James
@JimmyDRFC
Most lasses that say 'all boys are same' tweet 'like for DM' and DM who they think is the best looking out of 68 people & get fucked over
...but wait! There's more!
56.
fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
