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FAO Quartz
@JohnLPender
Q: How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh ???
A: Nothingโฆโฆโฆ.Itโs on the house
A: Nothingโฆโฆโฆ.Itโs on the house
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John From Alabama
@JohnLPender
The President is coming to Georgia today. Weโre all saved!
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John From Alabama
@JohnLPender
Everyday above ground is a great day, remember that.
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John From Alabama
@JohnLPender
If youโre driving around with your windows up today something is wrong with you
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John From Alabama
@JohnLPender
The way and the quickness disabled and chronically ill people have been erased during this vaccine rollout is
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John from Alabama
@JohnLPender
Do movie makers know that they can make a movie about a chronically ill person and not have them pass away in the end?
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John from Alabama
@JohnLPender
I would exhort you to be very grateful for your mental health but I think youโre all crazy so.
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John from Alabama
@JohnLPender
So what weighs more, a bag of 72 pounds of feathers, or a bag of 72 pounds of rocks? @UniDumper @hughhowey pic.twitter.com/P8vvTwOpsJ
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John from Alabama
@JohnLPender
Fact: Slavery has existed in every culture in the world.
It was practiced by:
Greeks
Romans
Africans
Nโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
It was practiced by:
Greeks
Romans
Africans
Nโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
John from Alabama
@JohnLPender
Do people expect @redbox to inspect each and every returned disc before it's rented again? Come on.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
