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Jordan Carder
@JordanCarder
I'm here to suck your blood pic.twitter.com/Pgr7iL4lov
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Jordan Carder
@JordanCarder
Did I mention Halloween is my favorite holiday
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Jordan Carder
@JordanCarder
@Spilsbury4 @TerrenBlanchard The 16 girls who F'd my T aren't 10
Jordan Carder
@JordanCarder
Haha why am I at one direction?! #freeticket pic.twitter.com/pFMwt6phgS
Jordan Carder
@JordanCarder
I'm on the: sleep until 12 schedule. It saves me money by not having to buy breakfast
Jordan Carder
@JordanCarder
I'm gonna be @jake_hoopes last kiss for 2 years
Jordan Carder
@JordanCarder
@nicoleeelloyd your phone is too full. Happens to me all the time!!
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Jordan Carder
@JordanCarder
@ammonsalmon23 mom said only yogurt
Jordan Carder
@JordanCarder
"I'm in love w/ a stripper" takes me back to the 5th grade when I heard it for the 1st time & went home to ask my mom what one was...
JORDAN CARDER
@JordanCarder
We need people that want to celebrate half-Christmas with us tonight pic.twitter.com/GeNaEhHLED
JORDAN CARDER
@JordanCarder
@TyerThomas I totally forgot that's where u live!!!!! were moving just outside of Seattle
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
