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@KMalatji
Fikile Mbalula. I have no more words
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Piano Man
@KMalatji
Starbucks opening here will allow folks to flex on us and tell us that the Starbucks they had in New York tasted better
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Piano Man
@KMalatji
Truth is men, take the bulk of blame for relationships going wrong cause it's too much effort to get a woman to accept that it's her fault
Piano Man
@KMalatji
Congratulations to Leicester City on winning the BPL 2015/2016. What a damn beautiful football story.
Piano Man
@KMalatji
Tshwane folk shouldn't punish us for Zuma tho. Sputla is a brilliant Mayor
Piano Man
@KMalatji
Let the history books record. On 1 April 2016 in the Republic of South Africa... Not a single fuck was given.
#CryTheBelovedCountry
#CryTheBelovedCountry
Piano Man
@KMalatji
You know FNB doesn't trust you when they debit you a day in advance, defensively, cause they know what you're like on a long weekend
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Piano Man
@KMalatji
Has Dept Min Jonas arrived back yet from "Botswana" from "bad cellphone reception" to deny Gupta's offered him Finance Minister post?
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Piano Man
@KMalatji
I can't trust Samsung..you buy the new Galaxy S7....
Before You finish Charging it they've released S8.
Before You finish Charging it they've released S8.
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Piano Man
@KMalatji
I found the mole . Nothing sucks more than a mole you can't touch
Piano Man
@KMalatji
Stay away from they
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
