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Kevin Surma
@KevinSurma
Justin Bieber looks like heβs turning into Venom with that ugly @$$ tattoo he got. Donβt @ me. That nasty. pic.twitter.com/CorfLM7KKG
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Kevin Surma
@KevinSurma
He gave her pie, called her pretty, AND she didn't pay? Low key that was Arya's first date, y'all. #GameOfThrones
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Kevin Surma
@KevinSurma
Rob does need to stop crying, though, and trust that karma is a bigger btch than anyone else could ever be. Just look at Rita Ora.
Kevin Surma
@KevinSurma
.@joanneprada, sis, you at this year's #BETawardsI wanna see you fall off this conveyor belt like... pic.twitter.com/S2HhgcP8JA
Kevin Surma
@KevinSurma
#Shoutouts to Alfred. He's the reason I know how to pronounce vichyssoise and what it even is. #BatmanReturns.
Kevin Surma
@KevinSurma
I'm Nicky in that I don't even like spending time with my own family as much as I like visiting the Cody house. #AnimalKingdom. #BadIsBred
Kevin Surma
@KevinSurma
Would not be at all surprised if "Ice Ice Baby" started climbing the charts on iTunes by the end of the night. #DWTS #DancingWithTheStars
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Kevin Surma
@KevinSurma
I feel like Tom Brady has definitely taken advantage of the fact that Gisele is foreign and called her "Jizz" at some point.
Kevin Surma
@KevinSurma
Happy #WorldEmojiDay I regret not buying these every day, but I'm excited for the #EmojiMovie coming #Summer17! pic.twitter.com/Nn1W2JrvMv
Kevin Surma
@KevinSurma
[feels secondhand embarrassment for you with that hickey on your neck.]
Kevin Surma
@KevinSurma
Honestly, at this point I am coming after all your guns. I'm talking tattoo guns, price guns, Tim Gunn! Outta here. #NoBillNoBreak.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
