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Sherrri Pie
@KeyLimeShy
Iβm married so if you tell me a secret and tell me not to tell anyone I wonβt tell anyone...
Except my husband.
Except my husband.
Retweet of status by @modernmomese
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Sherrri Pie
@KeyLimeShy
Why do men like boobs? I have a ball of fat on my stomach... why doesn't that turn you on as well
Retweet of status by @swole____patrol
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Sherrriβs a Kansas City MO Girl Forever
@KeyLimeShy
Feels like time for another Twitter existential crisis. What am I doing here and what is this account about?
Retweet of status by @ThisIsTheWater
Sheri β€οΈβs Her Hometown KC Chiefs!
@KeyLimeShy
The older woman in front of me at Market Basket just called me dude. That was startling.
Retweet of status by @Saltlife603
Shhheri Pie
@KeyLimeShy
Shhheri Pie
@KeyLimeShy
@Maui_Speaks I still remember old school caring when they were in STL.
Shhheri Pie
@KeyLimeShy
Why is it such an insult, when you're older than someone?
Like, yeah...I've been alive longer than you.
Ooo burn.
Like, yeah...I've been alive longer than you.
Ooo burn.
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Shhheri Pie
@KeyLimeShy
Doesn't associate with elementary school teachers, because they're scary fucks.
Retweet of status by @UKWildcatgal
Shhheri Pie
@KeyLimeShy
@KeyLimeShy Day drinking IS probably good for you, just everyone dependent on you doesn't think so, at least that's the case w/me.
Retweet of status by @mcrealism18
Shhheri Pie
@KeyLimeShy
Iβm tryin a new method with my dogs,
Letting them just bark it out
I donβt want my dogs growing up entitled or spoiled
Letting them just bark it out
I donβt want my dogs growing up entitled or spoiled
Retweet of status by @SimmonsKelsey
Shhheri Pie
@KeyLimeShy
Got my kids obsessed with the song βThe Devil went down to Georgia.β
Retweet of status by @ReadHollyWood
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
