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Kieran
@Kieranu
Iโve been to Screwfix twice this evening so 75% of Attitude readers should now find me attractive
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Kieran
@Kieranu
A man on Grindr complimented me on my Spanish. I hope he doesn't mind me using Google Translate during sex as well
Kieran
@Kieranu
Basic gay unicorn riding picture alert soz pic.twitter.com/Fmbx04b9Z1
Kieran
@Kieranu
Offensive conversation in straight bar last night:
Us: What's your favourite Britney song?
Girl: Genie in a Bottle
Me:
Us: What's your favourite Britney song?
Girl: Genie in a Bottle
Me:
Kieran
@Kieranu
How do you mute tweets moaning about having to mute #Eurovision though?
Kieran
@Kieranu
Spanish emoji lady really comes into her own when you're actually in Spain. Me and @chrisw0440 in Sitges right now:
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Kieran
@Kieranu
Apparently 'stunning devices' aren't allowed on the plane so I'm on my way home
Kieran
@Kieranu
Things you never have to do as a gay man: Stand in a massive queue outside Pandora on Christmas Eve
Kieran
@Kieranu
Shame about Emily leaving #Corrie but happy it's brought out the greatest picture of all time again pic.twitter.com/hS21K7dh45
Kieran
@Kieranu
Mum's drinking Pernod like it's 1986 or summat
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
