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Jordan Larson
@Larsey95
Going to the rated R movie IT, I hope this time they think I'm over 18 and not trying to sneak in I haven't shaved so I look older#babyface
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Jordan Larson
@Larsey95
Liquor stores should sell livers next to each bottle for an extra 5 bucks get a nice back up liver
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Jordan Larson
@Larsey95
The Ryan Olek Starter Pack featuring @Ryan_Olek pic.twitter.com/Dxvf4hM2Ev
Jordan Larson
@Larsey95
HBD @Larsey95 thanks for making my first year in D-Town so lit with tons on bangerz pic.twitter.com/0TwLjNTRqU
Retweet of status by @madisandholm
Jordan Larson
@Larsey95
Me: I have a hangover, mom please get my medicine.. Mom: what medicine? Me: it's in a silver can and says golden light on the front hurry!
Jordan Larson
@Larsey95
We literally convinced some random kid Winona was crazy and gave him a butter knife for protection and he took it
Jordan Larson
@Larsey95
Sharpened my pencil in class yesterday and everyone looked at me like I was crazy.. guess wooden pencils are outdated my bad popular kids
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Jordan Larson
@Larsey95
My mom watching the tourney "Oh my word they almost just hit a touchdown!!"
Jordan Larson
@Larsey95
Only two more sleeps until we get grand forkedd @leesha_williams @putty101 bring your party hats
Jordan Larson
@Larsey95
New drinking game: every choker you see at a party is a drink
Jordan Larson
@Larsey95
Whoever wins we have to stand united can't let an election tear apart the greatest country on Earth #USA
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
