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Ndumi (They/Them)
@Leave_the_candy
I need someone to explain why our body clocks think we work for the SANDF on weekends.
Why am I up at 6am on aβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Why am I up at 6am on aβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @alphi_sipho
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Ndumi (They/Them)
@Leave_the_candy
canβt wait till Iβm president so I can make it illegal for engineers to work in finance and consulting
Retweet of status by @Cairo_Mathebula
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Ndumi
@Leave_the_candy
A fade being R250 is information you disclose before cutting not when Iβm giving you my last R50
Retweet of status by @jaketheoptimist
Ndumi
@Leave_the_candy
Do you guys remember this video from lockdown? This video still kills me to this day pic.twitter.com/gL4rzTVpZx
Retweet of status by @JackDevero
Ndumi the fiancè
@Leave_the_candy
Iβm so damn tired. I donβt know when itβs going to happen but Iβm going to need a break
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Ndumi
@Leave_the_candy
I forgot how beautiful the girls in Durban are omg
Pls RT my pinned tweet
@Leave_the_candy
Short women also use their size as a metric for femininity, how can I forget oodynamite comes in small packages
Retweet of status by @KolourMeKapes
Ndumi
@Leave_the_candy
... we take way less pictures than we should, yes? twitter.com/definingmediaz⦠pic.twitter.com/HHAALugXOC
Retweet of status by @pholisapakati
Ndumi
@Leave_the_candy
With you is where I'd rather be
But we're stuck where we are pic.twitter.com/RSfgVb2TVV
But we're stuck where we are pic.twitter.com/RSfgVb2TVV
Retweet of status by @Lyricnotic
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
