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@LeeCram
Live like you're going to die.
Because you are.
Because you are.
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@LeeCram
bikini body
I do in fact have both
I do in fact have both
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@LeeCram
For as much as I donโt care what people think of me I hate coming off wrong, too.
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@LeeCram
Iโm in a โfuck like weโre in our 20s and take a nap afterwardsโ kind of mood today.
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Her: I write screenplays & currently working on a book
Him: I write computer programs
Me: I write Post-it notes
Him: I write computer programs
Me: I write Post-it notes
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I got my shit together, by eating more fibre
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If I ever need to make a phone call, without my phone, Iโm screwed. The only phone number I know is mine
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Marc Still ๐
@LeeCram
My fave emoji about getting it in the butthole by โmistakeโ
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Marc Still ๐
@LeeCram
No typos formed against me shall propers
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Marc Vรบlkan ๐
@LeeCram
*Fixing literally anything around the house
Her: My dad said youโre doing it wrong
โฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Her: My dad said youโre doing it wrong
โฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
