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MONICA LEWINSKY
@LexieHotMess
@_freshnative @obeyinsane lmfaoo we watched Pineapple Express outside of sams but I didn't smoke!
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pancake
@LexieHotMess
You think you're slick, but this might be your big regret. Those pictures of your skinny dick are gonna hit the internet
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Sugar Foot
@LexieHotMess
@nza_neena it's like getting money for Christmas. Like it's awesome but not thoughtful whatsoever
Pancake
@LexieHotMess
Someone, last night, told me I have a very firm handshake lmao. Don't shake my hand weak, like a bitch
Pancake
@LexieHotMess
@seleennaaa lmfaoooo that's why I made my ex watch that movie. He didn't learn lol
Pancake
@LexieHotMess
Aye clippers I found up new GM @LexieHotMess will be more than happy to take that role
Retweet of status by @GeorgeDaNiceGuy
Pancake
@LexieHotMess
@julieduffey1 @HighSkoolProbs @TacoBell too late, but if that's not how I'm proposed to, I'm saying no.
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Lexisss
@LexieHotMess
I'm just tryna fuck, she just need tuition
Lexisss
@LexieHotMess
Hennessy and enemies is one hell of a mixture
Lexisss
@LexieHotMess
I'd do anything for my best friend, cause once I was suuuuuuuper drunk and she crawled under a bathroom stall in McDonald's for me.
Lexisss
@LexieHotMess
β@FUCKB0ITIM: β@LexieHotMess: My boyfriend never says no to back scratches or quesadillas lolβkeep yo man happy βalways
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
