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♥ Lisa ♥
@Lisaley
So if you say you are “owned” by him in your bio....does he have to pay income taxes on you?
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♥ Lisa ♥
@Lisaley
A pimple always knows when to show up.
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Breakdancing Dad Alert... twitter.com/figensports/st…
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♥ Lisa ♥
@Lisaley
Breakdancing Dad Alert... twitter.com/figensports/st…
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♥ Lisa ♥
@Lisaley
This literally had me in tears. pic.twitter.com/7RDQCY7rQx
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♥ Lisa ♥
@Lisaley
What do you call an animal you keep in your car?
A Carpet
please don’t unfollow me
A Carpet
please don’t unfollow me
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♥ Lisa ♥
@Lisaley
Men can’t find the G-spot because it’s between our ears.
♥ Lisa ♥
@Lisaley
In Benny and the Jets , I used to think he's was saying she's got electric boobs and I'm still going with that
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♥ Lisa ♥
@Lisaley
When I turned 12 I thought #IWasPetrified but it was just a boner
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Lisa 🖤😻🐾
@Lisaley
@FoxySparkles23 Gimme Shelter
Lisa 🖤😻🐾
@Lisaley
This is pure gold. Im done pic.twitter.com/obA2YWAUMX
Lisa 🖤😻🐾
@Lisaley
I told my Bitmoji not to take roses from the neighbor’s garden, they had a boobee trap #mondaythoughts pic.twitter.com/XJG7WLMa2e
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
