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Elizabeth Mouradian π»
@LizeeFoster
Why is my three year old βtwerkingβ ?
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Elizabeth Foster
@LizeeFoster
My kid picked her nose. Said "I got it" & then wiped it on me.
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Elizabeth Foster
@LizeeFoster
Sleeping on the floor of your kids room because she can't sleep.
Elizabeth Foster
@LizeeFoster
Saw myself of the news. Resting bitch face at its finest
Elizabeth Foster
@LizeeFoster
Can't believe a year ago I was in the hospital for preterm labor for a week. Time goes faster everyday.
Elizabeth Foster
@LizeeFoster
Nothing better than baby fingers up your nose. Thanks for picking mine Evelyn.
Elizabeth Foster
@LizeeFoster
New emoji keyboard is stupid. Not happy.
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Elizabeth Foster
@LizeeFoster
Just cut like 16 inches of hair off. I miss it already.
Elizabeth Foster
@LizeeFoster
Today just down right sucks ass.
Elizabeth Foster
@LizeeFoster
They really need a beautiful filter on photoshop because I look like a troll in all of these pictures.
Elizabeth Foster
@LizeeFoster
Someone stole one of my burp rags. Are you fucking kidding me!?
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
