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Jon Preston Guthrie
@LyricalLizard
AFTER ALL THE EATING I'VE DONE THIS YEAR...
I'M HAPPY TO REPORT
MY FLIP-FLOPS
STILL FIT!!!
I'M HAPPY TO REPORT
MY FLIP-FLOPS
STILL FIT!!!
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Jon Preston Guthrie
@LyricalLizard
All I want right now
is for God to continue
working on me!
#Amen
is for God to continue
working on me!
#Amen
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Jon Preston Guthrie
@LyricalLizard
ALL OF MY BILLS SAY,
"OUTSTANDING"
I GUESS I'M DOING A GREAT JOB WITH THEM!!!
"OUTSTANDING"
I GUESS I'M DOING A GREAT JOB WITH THEM!!!
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Jon Preston Guthrie
@LyricalLizard
IT'S REALLY SAD
THAT PEOPLE
HAVE TO BE TOLD NOT TO CONSUME
DISINFECTANTS..οΈ
BY THE WAY, DON'T STICK A CACTβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
THAT PEOPLE
HAVE TO BE TOLD NOT TO CONSUME
DISINFECTANTS..οΈ
BY THE WAY, DON'T STICK A CACTβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Jon Preston Guthrie
@LyricalLizard
KINDA FEELING LIKE
THE EARTH
JUST SENT US ALL
TO OUR ROOMS
TO THINK ABOUT
WHAT WE'VE DONE!!!
THE EARTH
JUST SENT US ALL
TO OUR ROOMS
TO THINK ABOUT
WHAT WE'VE DONE!!!
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Jon Preston Guthrie
@LyricalLizard
I'M HAVING A
QUARANTINE PARTY
THIS WEEKEND!...
NONE OF YOU ARE
INVITED!!!
QUARANTINE PARTY
THIS WEEKEND!...
NONE OF YOU ARE
INVITED!!!
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Jon Preston Guthrie
@LyricalLizard
I JUST ASKED MY NEIGHBORS 6YR OLD IF HE KNOWS WHY THERE'S NO SCHOOL..οΈ
HE SAID,
"YES 'CAUSE THEY ARE OUTβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
HE SAID,
"YES 'CAUSE THEY ARE OUTβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Jon Preston Guthrie
@LyricalLizard
AND QUIT PICKING ON OUR KIDS WHO STILL
BELIEVE IN SANTA...
HELL I KNOW ADULTS WHO STILL BELIEVE
FORDS ARE RELIABLE!!!
BELIEVE IN SANTA...
HELL I KNOW ADULTS WHO STILL BELIEVE
FORDS ARE RELIABLE!!!
Jon Preston Guthrie
@LyricalLizard
DUE TO THE οΈ
CORONAVIRUS...
I WILL
NO LONGER BE
PASSING MY BLUNT!!!
CORONAVIRUS...
I WILL
NO LONGER BE
PASSING MY BLUNT!!!
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Jon Preston Guthrie
@LyricalLizard
IF I'M BORED ON
VALENTINE'S DAY...
I'M JUST GONNA WALK UP TO RANDOM COUPLES
IN RESTAURANTS & YELL,
"NOW WHO TF IS HE?" οΈ
VALENTINE'S DAY...
I'M JUST GONNA WALK UP TO RANDOM COUPLES
IN RESTAURANTS & YELL,
"NOW WHO TF IS HE?" οΈ
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Jon Preston Guthrie
@LyricalLizard
MY CO-WORKER JUST ACCIDENTALLY TOOK A DRINK FROM MY STARBUCKS
& SAID,
οΈ"YOUR COFFEE TASTE LIKE JACK DANIELS"
WEIRD HUH?
& SAID,
οΈ"YOUR COFFEE TASTE LIKE JACK DANIELS"
WEIRD HUH?
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
