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coneja
@MACHETEMAMBO
@veronicavon_ don't worry bby your old pruney ass bitch will get her comeuppance!!!
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coneja
@MACHETEMAMBO
@reiffust_taluse I'm giggling way too much at the Sesame Street one
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coneja
@MACHETEMAMBO
My phone now capitalizes the word Curve cause it knows I do too
coneja
@MACHETEMAMBO
My grandma called me nalgona and my mom said "better to have a big butt then have an Aspirin butt"
ASPIRIN BUTT pic.twitter.com/9pkuJoRjHx
ASPIRIN BUTT pic.twitter.com/9pkuJoRjHx
coneja
@MACHETEMAMBO
All these MUAS got like 5 naked pallets worth of makeup on their septum jewelry coming in asking why their shits irritated
coneja
@MACHETEMAMBO
A client was mean to me, so my coworker stretched his Prince Albert without lube
coneja
@MACHETEMAMBO
Best thing I've seen all morning #Inauguration #FeelTheBern pic.twitter.com/fsBZ1GkR0g
Retweet of status by @buffysanders23
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coneja
@MACHETEMAMBO
Guess what I'm doing pic.twitter.com/fjMRACG3to
coneja
@MACHETEMAMBO
If you can't make it out to the east bay tonight go join the party is SF everyone have fun tonight and support lโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/8โฆ
coneja
@MACHETEMAMBO
About to get my conch punched out pic.twitter.com/9UlH1JsaPT
coneja
@MACHETEMAMBO
February is going to be a great month for shows. Purity ring, King Woman and Circa Survive?!
Retweet of status by @shmoogaze
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
