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Maddi Reding
@MaddiReding
My calendar is still on November so that's how life's going
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Maddi Reding
@MaddiReding
I have so much luck on Facebook. pic.twitter.com/bxpoNjQ7cW
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Maddi Reding
@MaddiReding
"His present is me in the red lingerie I just bought... but then after I bought it, I remembered he's colorblind."
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Maddi Reding
@MaddiReding
*lights candle
Me: How does my room smell?
My dad: Smells like a whore!
OKAY
Me: How does my room smell?
My dad: Smells like a whore!
OKAY
Maddi Reding
@MaddiReding
My professor (in a Russian accent): "You Americans, why do you fuck around with beer when vodka is cheep and gets the job done quicker?"
Maddi Reding
@MaddiReding
Rip Tank pic.twitter.com/zLFKZHl2T2
Maddi Reding
@MaddiReding
Every time someone I don't know comments on my friends pic, in my head I'm like "Who the hell are you?!" I'm so territorial for no reason
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Maddi Reding
@MaddiReding
My moms advice for today: "if you put as much energy into something, as you do drinking, you may be successful"
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Maddi Reding
@MaddiReding
In 50 First Dates, Henry convinces to Lucy fall in love with him all over again every day and I can't even get a text back
Maddi Reding
@MaddiReding
Gets me every time pic.twitter.com/gyBFGhbFLc
Maddi Reding
@MaddiReding
Ohh man. Nothing better than ripping your shit professors to shreds in evaluations.
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
