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Mallary Brochetti
@MallaryyB
When you look down and realize you're wearing ur ex's gym shorts, feel sad for a sec, then man up cause ur a mf savage like that
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Mallary Brochetti
@MallaryyB
You will find peace with whatever is tormenting you right now. Soon it will become apart of your past and only that.
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Mallary Brochetti
@MallaryyB
WHEN YOU REALIZE MISS HONEY FROM MATILDA IS DEREK SHEPARDS SISTER (Nancy not Amelia)
Retweet of status by @unapologetiicb
Mallary Brochetti
@MallaryyB
...how does one get fit off an all Mac n cheese diet?
Retweet of status by @sharichhh
Mallary Brochetti
@MallaryyB
This cracks me up everytime @machinegunkelly pic.twitter.com/JDvKYtRs8i
Retweet of status by @MeganMurphy0
Mallary Brochetti
@MallaryyB
I enjoy long walks away from responsibility
Retweet of status by @unapologetiicb
Mallary Brochetti
@MallaryyB
when you start realizing shit don't add up
Retweet of status by @bitchprblmz
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Mallary Brochetti
@MallaryyB
I jus cleaned everythin in my house tht cld possibly be cleaned. & now currently watching 'The Extremely Goofy Movie' praying for sleep..
Mallary Brochetti
@MallaryyB
β@HornyFacts: get me a black ring to match my soul : pic.twitter.com/qUCdA417cnβ@CyntStar
Mallary Brochetti
@MallaryyB
I can always tell when my mom is on Facebook drunk...
Mallary Brochetti
@MallaryyB
I just love it when I pack a bag of clothes to wear when I get off work and leave it at the house...
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
