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Mar
@Marlenee_28
For the past 2 days Vlad has asked me, "are you high?" or "are you drunk?" because I look so mf terrible like I'm literally just tired af
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Mar
@Marlenee_28
@Marlenee_28 okay Ma I see you
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Mar
@Marlenee_28
SO to @Marlenee_28 for blessing me with her presence and getting my family free rolls
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Mar
@Marlenee_28
About to make @Marlenee_28 the most dank breakfast ever because I love her
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Mar
@Marlenee_28
Official done with college #MNU #
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Mar
@Marlenee_28
Whoever wrote the alphabet they really killed it with that "LMNOP" hook
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Mar
@Marlenee_28
@superhgirl98 haven't even had the nerve to look one of them in the eyes
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Mar
@Marlenee_28
When your table tells your manager how great you were AND tips you $50 a server's dream come true
Mar
@Marlenee_28
Keeping up with Mar's boys is harder than keeping up with the Kardashians
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Mar
@Marlenee_28
Spent a few good minutes crying bc the guy who delivered my pizza was 80 and limping WHY DOES HE HAVE TO WORK
Mar
@Marlenee_28
*surprised @Marlenee_28 at roadhouse tonight
Her- how are you doing tonight sir
Me- ?
Her- oh! Hey!!!
Her- how are you doing tonight sir
Me- ?
Her- oh! Hey!!!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
