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Marshal Falcon
@MarshalFa1con
I saw a Bike with an inscription "Trust no woman" I have a feeling the guy once had a Range Rover.
Retweet of status by @umar_ayotunde
07 Aug 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I saw a Bike with an inscription "Trust no woman" I have a feeling the guy once had a Range Rover.ππ
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Marshal Falcon
@MarshalFa1con
Money is like HIV in Uganda because when you ask anybody, all they keep telling you is "I don't have"
Retweet of status by @AndrewOmuge30
24 Jun 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Money is like HIV in Uganda because when you ask anybody, all they keep telling you is "I don't have" ππ³
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Marshal Falcon
@MarshalFa1con
Who r single guys cheating on? twitter.com/Vewyuglyboi/stβ¦
Retweet of status by @LesibanaMakgai
02 Feb 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Who r single guys cheating on?π€π https://t.co/GKqNmh2QTx
Marshal Falcon
@MarshalFa1con
Matured men love breast, Ass is for small boys.
Retweet of status by @sexylizyy
04 Jan 19
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Matured men love breast, Ass is for small boys.π
Marshal Falcon
@MarshalFa1con
*on a boda around arua park*
Boda guy says something I can't hear, then repeats : Nyabo ozitowa
Me : (in lugaβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Boda guy says something I can't hear, then repeats : Nyabo ozitowa
Me : (in lugaβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
12 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote *on a boda around arua park*
Boda guy says something I can't hear, then repeats : Nyabo ozitowa
Me :π³π³π³ (in lugaβ¦ https://t.co/K0sWZ4uWW8
Marshal Falcon
@MarshalFa1con
Sex on the first date doesn't make you cheap, it's called "Relationship Interview" and if you are called back then you got the job
Retweet of status by @lizydiamond0
22 Sep 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sex on the first date doesn't make you cheap, it's called "Relationship Interview" and if you are called back then you got the job ππππ
Marshal Falcon
@MarshalFa1con
When you were a kid, imagine trying to convince your mom you didn't steal meat from the pot and she says pause let me check VAR
Retweet of status by @__opsywinch
03 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote When you were a kid, imagine trying to convince your mom you didn't steal meat from the pot and she says pause let me check VARπππ
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Marshal Falcon
@MarshalFa1con
Don't rush into another relationship after a breakup, wait for at least 15-20mins. Are we together??
Retweet of status by @MaryAnnWanguiKE
08 Jun 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Don't rush into another relationship after a breakup, wait for at least 15-20mins. Are we together?? ππ
Marshal Falcon
@MarshalFa1con
01 Jun 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Hardguy Hardguy, but your mom still holds on to your :
βΊbirth certificate
βΊnational ID
βΊadmission letter
for safekeeping.
Marshal Falcon
@MarshalFa1con
You can't be a Nurse and be ugly at the same time
I mean We can't be afraid of needles and you !!!.....
I mean We can't be afraid of needles and you !!!.....
Retweet of status by @starbiola
17 May 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote You can't be a Nurse and be ugly at the same time
I mean We can't be afraid of needles and you !!!.....ππππππ
Marshal Falcon
@MarshalFa1con
I tried to make this as simple, short & precise as I could. Praying that this helps some of yal in the long run! God bless you all
Retweet of status by @SimplyRisque
17 May 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I tried to make this as simple, short & precise as I could. Praying that this helps some of yal in the long run! God bless you all π
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ