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Mattharryshousew Bennett
@MattBennett
Just got a noise complaint for playing Calling All The Monsters by China McClain too loud in my hotel room. Some people have no culture
27 May 22
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Matthew Baespannett
@MattBennett
But I have no mouth with which to speak
23 Dec 21
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Matty: Makin It Weird Since 2009
@MattBennett
Happy Fourth of July! Comment below and tell me where YOU were when America was founded
04 Jul 21
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Matty: Makin It Weird Since 2009
@MattBennett
@MattBennett thank you for the stream!! and thank you (and @peachgillies) for visiting my island pic.twitter.com/2jW1QfXK6q
Retweet of status by @lizmcgillz
24 Jan 21
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Matty: Makin It Weird Since 2009
@MattBennett
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23 Oct 20
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Matty: Makin It Weird Since 2009
@MattBennett
@LizGillies @FpLizgillies Gotcha
07 Oct 20
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Matty: Makin It Weird Since 2009
@MattBennett
I'm about three days away from having a full season 1 Robbie Shapiro fro again
11 Apr 20
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Matty: Makin It Weird Since 2009
@MattBennett
My yoga instructor said I look "yummalicous" today.
RT if you agree then Like when you RT
RT if you agree then Like when you RT
21 Feb 20
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RT if you agree then Like when you RT π
Mark Barknark
@MattBennett
Everybody always asks "Where's Rex?"
But no one ever asks "HOW IS Rex?"
Feeling: Frustrated
But no one ever asks "HOW IS Rex?"
Feeling: Frustrated
15 Nov 19
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But no one ever asks "HOW IS Rex?"
Feeling: Frustrated π₯
Matt As Well Swim Bennett
@MattBennett
Does anyone want to start a rap beef with me? I would love to write a diss track and bury your career
14 Sep 18
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Matt Bennett
@MattBennett
Exclusive first listen! Here are the recently discovered ORIGINAL lyrics to βRaindropsβ by @ArianaGrande !!! pic.twitter.com/AJVe1Mzrek
04 Sep 18
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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