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Mattโ
@MattyLivez
dating me requires all your attention and you better reply under 2 seconds or bye
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Mattโ
@MattyLivez
but really though twitter.com/mattylivez/staโฆ
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Mattโ
@MattyLivez
I want some fucking pizza
Mattโ
@MattyLivez
I swear whenever oomf hits me with the "I miss you" text I have to refrain from hitting them with the "I would miss me too" text
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Mattโ
@MattyLivez
have u ever been so right about something that you end up laughing because u saw it coming?... alwayssss lmaoooo
Mattโ
@MattyLivez
it's all fun and games until the ONLY girl that was down for you don't even wanna fuck with you anymore
Mattโ
@MattyLivez
do you ever get a text & u just stare at it for a while & take a deep breath and think "what the actual fuck am i suppose to reply to that
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Mattโ
@MattyLivez
date the person who says, "have fun, be safe, and call if you need anything" not the person who gets mad at you for going out w/o them
Mattโ
@MattyLivez
if i say "make me" and u don't say something nasty back u not the one 4 me
Mattโ
@MattyLivez
before & after pic.twitter.com/4lc0ayzQwx
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Mattโ
@MattyLivez
hate when i'm walking past a dog who obviously wants to say hi to me and their owners pull on the leash like let me fucking pet ur dog
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
