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Melissa
@Melissinthecity
Don't be a hypocrite. Don't be a piece of shit.
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Melissa
@Melissinthecity
My god am I happy that #OddMomOut is back. @jillkargman
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Melissa
@Melissinthecity
Pretty sure we acted like Tourists today.. but I'm percent okay with that pic.twitter.com/AFzpfpfTmw
Melissa
@Melissinthecity
@hollywoodmandy Congrats, love!!
Melissa
@Melissinthecity
Please stop wishing u looked/were/farted like somebody else. U r rad. U r u. In the end WHO CARES???? Just b a good person, live YO life.
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Melissa
@Melissinthecity
4 yr old:do you have a BMW?
Me:no
4 yr old:then how do u get around?
(best part is he's currently playing w toy trains&a subway map)
Me:no
4 yr old:then how do u get around?
(best part is he's currently playing w toy trains&a subway map)
Melissa
@Melissinthecity
@JarvyONeill @LevyNYC @hollywoodmandy I thought may too. and jarvy, did you dream there was a baby giraffe bc there is not
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Melissa
@Melissinthecity
'Anything for you' still gives me chills when I it live so decided to listen to some inspiring women on repeat @aanavee @GennyLisPadilla
Melissa
@Melissinthecity
@Melissinthecity we left a seat for you like Elijah on Passover. Missed you boo!
Melissa
@Melissinthecity
My dates just fell all over the floor. Sadly I mean the fruit and not a bunch of men.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
