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Maico πΈ
@MiguelB_94
Being wholesome gets tiring
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Black Mamba Forever π
@MiguelB_94
I give up, Iβm done texting people first to try to maintain a friendship. Me la pelan!
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Black Mamba Forever π
@MiguelB_94
Why do people get surprised when I tell them Iβve never been to Disneyland?
Black Mamba Forever π
@MiguelB_94
People that I thought were single have boos
Black Mamba Forever π
@MiguelB_94
Check up on your Niner homies, they ainβt doin well right now
Maico πΈ
@MiguelB_94
Everyone is either having kids, getting married, or in a relationship. Then thereβs me, single af and constantly thinking about my future.
Maico πΈ
@MiguelB_94
Good morning to everyone who didnβt wake up to a good morning text, I hope yβall have a great day!
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Maico πΈ
@MiguelB_94
My love life is trash
Maico πΈ
@MiguelB_94
Amazon Prime is dangerous when youβre sad. Next thing you know, packages of unnecessary things you donβt need arrive on your doorstep!
Maico πΈ
@MiguelB_94
Me:Wyd?
Her:Iβm trynna do you
Me: pic.twitter.com/jpk5B8q0eU
Her:Iβm trynna do you
Me: pic.twitter.com/jpk5B8q0eU
Retweet of status by @El_Ismael701
Maico πΈ
@MiguelB_94
Drinking my drinks with chia seeds because you know, we healthy on this side!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
