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Millie Dog
@Millie_Dog
*doglic service announcement* if you eat some discarded food containing sweetcorn kernels your humans might find out next day #KerneledPoo
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Millie Dog
@Millie_Dog
If Dad leaves a piece of buttered bread unattended I wouldn't say it's theft if "a" dog happens to "tidy" it up.
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Millie Dog
@Millie_Dog
FYI it is possible to still find & eat cat poo whilst wearing cone of shame. As a bonus it is also probable to also smear it on the cone
Millie Dog
@Millie_Dog
OMD, Owner has just shown me this. Who knew tennis balls could be dangerous?! bbc.co.uk/news/uk-englanβ¦
Millie Dog
@Millie_Dog
@shipp_lisa @MawsonGSP you might have to share with a few of us - we met a GSP pup just a few weeks old last week Owner wanted to steal!
Millie Dog
@Millie_Dog
@claptonterrier @thisbear are you kidding Clapton? The TV is plugged into electric socket. DO NOT LEAVE TT ALONE!
Millie Dog
@Millie_Dog
@LazyGreyhound OMD can you do a runner?
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Millie Dog
@Millie_Dog
@FinnFifth Do I get a managerial gravy bonus?
Millie Dog
@Millie_Dog
@AnnieBBarks ....purely in the name of increasing gold production
Millie Dog
@Millie_Dog
@NemoNewfie @jh6971 @TheRecordCafe @Barbarystorm @campbellru24 ....trying to make the rest of us think it's normal not to steal noms!
Millie Dog
@Millie_Dog
@AndiSharp @agoldentale @monty_dor OMD OMD OMD!
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
