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Journeay
@MississippiBro
If you don't like breakfast at any time of the day I can't fuck with you
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Journeay
@MississippiBro
Wait if snapchat's down, how am I supposed to let people know I'm at the gym??
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Journeay
@MississippiBro
Wild as a cyclone, I'm smoother than homegrown, short lived and long gone chiseled on my headstone
Journeay
@MississippiBro
Just letting y'all know if you got your location on the snapchat map I'm prolly creepin on you cause I'm bored and nosy
Journeay
@MississippiBro
Girlfriend: *eating grapes* "they're like little balls of wine"
Me: "uh you mean grapes?"
Gf: "yeah whatever"
#shitmygfsays
Me: "uh you mean grapes?"
Gf: "yeah whatever"
#shitmygfsays
Journeay
@MississippiBro
Sunscreen's for soft ass bitches I'll take a sunburn
Journeay
@MississippiBro
Does running from your problems count as cardio
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Journeay
@MississippiBro
@DRichMusic you got the wrong guy... #GeauxTigers
Journeay
@MississippiBro
I forget people's names all the time but I never forget a dog I've met
Journeay
@MississippiBro
I literally hate people
Journeay
@MississippiBro
Went home at 2 with a 10, woke up at 10 with a 2
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
