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MomesTheWord
Socially distant Naomi @MomesTheWord
Listen, trick-or-treaters are like the Postal Service. Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night keeps them from going out.
31 Oct 21 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Listen, trick-or-treaters are like the Postal Service. Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night keeps them from going out. ๐ŸŽƒ

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MomesTheWord
Naomi @MomesTheWord
The truck in front of me had a bumper sticker on it that said, โ€œI MY WIFE.โ€ I wonder what horrible thing that guy did.
16 May 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote The truck in front of me had a bumper sticker on it that said, โ€œI โค๏ธ MY WIFE.โ€ I wonder what horrible thing that guy did.
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MomesTheWord
Naomi @MomesTheWord
Rise and shine
What a beautiful morning to hate everything.
Retweet of status by @Priscilla_YEAH
16 May 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Rise and shine ๐Ÿ˜Š What a beautiful morning to hate everything.
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MomesTheWord
Naomi @MomesTheWord
Leftover mashed potatoes =

Leftover french fries =
05 May 19 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Leftover mashed potatoes = ๐Ÿคค Leftover french fries = ๐Ÿคฎ
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MomesTheWord
Naomi @MomesTheWord
Preparing for Thanksgiving tomorrow:

Casserole

Pumpkin pie

PB&J for my son to eat at dinner
21 Nov 18 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Preparing for Thanksgiving tomorrow: Casserole โœ”๏ธ Pumpkin pie โœ”๏ธ PB&J for my son to eat at dinner โœ”๏ธ
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MomesTheWord
Naomi @MomesTheWord
may the saltiest tweet win.
Retweet of status by @spacecrafff
11 Nov 18 copy & paste +upvote -downvote ๐Ÿmay the saltiest tweet win.๐Ÿ
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MomesTheWord
Naomi @MomesTheWord
I fit in nowhere. Thatโ€™s why Iโ€™m here.
Retweet of status by @bigpapajava
11 Oct 18 copy & paste +upvote -downvote I fit in nowhere. Thatโ€™s why Iโ€™m here. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜
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MomesTheWord
Naomi @MomesTheWord
Baby:
Me:
Baby:
Wife:
Me:
Wife:
Me:
Baby:
Wife:
Retweet of status by @NewDadNotes
03 Oct 18 copy & paste +upvote -downvote Baby: ๐Ÿ’ค Me: ๐Ÿคง Baby: ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ญ Wife: ๐Ÿ˜ก Me: ๐Ÿคซ Wife: ๐Ÿ”ช Me: โšฐ๏ธ Baby: ๐Ÿ’ค Wife: ๐Ÿ˜€
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MomesTheWord
Naomi @MomesTheWord
My tombstone will read:
I don't have to work Mondays
Retweet of status by @rclyne02
19 Feb 18 copy & paste +upvote -downvote My tombstone will read: I don't have to work Mondays ๐Ÿ˜‹

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fakhright
fakhright @fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13 copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™Š
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