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π¦Kate amongst the pigeonsπ¦
@MorticiaKate
Wife: I think itβs time for something adventurous in bed
Me: you read my mind
Wife: ok you start
Me: *clearβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Me: you read my mind
Wife: ok you start
Me: *clearβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
05 Sep 19
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Me: you read my mind π
Wife: ok you start
Me: *clear⦠https://t.co/q6PjlbF8MV
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π¦Kate amongst the pigeonsπ¦
@MorticiaKate
@KMoFlo_official Youβre lucky you are so damn gorgeous then arenβt you?
16 Aug 19
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π¦Kate amongst the pigeonsπ¦
@MorticiaKate
ROBOT TWEET READ
Tweet Call: please link no more than one (1) funny tweet from you and one (1) funny tweet froβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Tweet Call: please link no more than one (1) funny tweet from you and one (1) funny tweet froβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @KMoFlo_official
14 Jul 19
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Tweet Call: please link no more than one (1) funny tweet from you and one (1) funny tweet fro⦠https://t.co/4be8HAMx5E
π¦Kate amongst the pigeonsπ¦
@MorticiaKate
Sniper in Getting a Having a
position vaccine drink
βTake the shotβ
position vaccine drink
βTake the shotβ
Retweet of status by @superdollman
23 Jun 19
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position vaccine drink
π€ππ€
βTake the shotβ
π¦ Kate amongst the pigeons π¦
@MorticiaKate
kendrick lamar: lord, forgive me, for things I dont understand
god: β β β β β
β biβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
god: β β β β β
β biβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @handsock_butts
04 Apr 19
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god: βοΈ β β β β β βοΈ βοΈ
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βοΈ β biβ¦ https://t.co/o2Yod2OAtD
π¦ Kate amongst the pigeons π¦
@MorticiaKate
TWEET CALL
@drinksmcgee is the king of many things but namely: pic tweets and tweet calls. Heβs nearing 15k and Iββ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
@drinksmcgee is the king of many things but namely: pic tweets and tweet calls. Heβs nearing 15k and Iββ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @Darlainky
04 Feb 19
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@drinksmcgee is the king of many things but namely: pic tweets and tweet calls. Heβs nearing 15k and Iββ¦ https://t.co/mTnSQzcQVZ
π¦ Kate amongst the pigeons π¦
@MorticiaKate
21 Jan 19
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My Top 3 Emotions:
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π¦ Kate amongst the pigeons π¦
@MorticiaKate
Liquor shop decorations for NYE in Brampton, I canβt pic.twitter.com/AL6Va6AfsG
31 Dec 18
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π¦ Kate amongst the pigeons π¦
@MorticiaKate
Ok, gang... our Cult will have to have a Dress Code... PLEASE LET US SEE WHAT THAT SHOULD LOOK LIKE! β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @SirJeremyLondon
02 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Ok, gang... our Cult will have to have a Dress Code... PLEASE LET US SEE WHAT THAT SHOULD LOOK LIKE! π€πΌπ€πΌππππππππππβ¦ https://t.co/h4rDXGaXR8
π¦ Kate amongst the pigeons π¦
@MorticiaKate
I just found out the Welsh for microwave is popty ping. This. This is why we're a global village
Retweet of status by @ShellHasNoName
29 Nov 18
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Kate summers
@MorticiaKate
FREDDY KRUEGER: Prepare to die!
ME: Wait, are those just Bugles on your fingers?
FREDDY KRUEGER: Yeah. I lost myβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
ME: Wait, are those just Bugles on your fingers?
FREDDY KRUEGER: Yeah. I lost myβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @Staggfilms
21 Sep 18
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ME: Wait, are those just Buglesβ’ on your fingers?
FREDDY KRUEGER: Yeah. I lost my⦠https://t.co/HZyCnR9sEg
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
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