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Mr Brandwood
@MrBrandwood
The irony of hi-vis clothing is that the more people that wear them, the less people will notice them! pic.twitter.com/Mwhv2K1D5m
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Mr Brandwood
@MrBrandwood
God's father: What in hell's name was that big bang?
God: Oh nothing
(how the universe was created)
God: Oh nothing
(how the universe was created)
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Mr Brandwood
@MrBrandwood
Retweet if you can guess the film... pic.twitter.com/wtREXan4il
Mr Brandwood
@MrBrandwood
Watched #PatriotsDayMovie last night. The police and community in Boston are a great example of why terrorism will never win
Mr Brandwood
@MrBrandwood
On #NationalHuggingDay, hug her like you'll never let her go. EVER. #horror pic.twitter.com/ki9YTxS81e
Retweet of status by @ZombieRiot
Mr Brandwood
@MrBrandwood
Last Christmas I gave you my heart
#organdonation
#organdonation
Mr Brandwood
@MrBrandwood
When will I learn that I can't sing both the main and backing vocals at the same time???
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Mr Brandwood
@MrBrandwood
Glow in the dark dog poo could be handy for these walks at night. Easier to miss and/or easier to pick up (if it was your dog)
Mr Brandwood
@MrBrandwood
There are two effs in 'traffic' for a reason
Mr Brandwood
@MrBrandwood
Twitter app = Stalker app
Follow = Start stalking
Unfollow = Stop stalking
Follower = Stalks you
Fav = Stalked
Retweet = See what I stalked
Follow = Start stalking
Unfollow = Stop stalking
Follower = Stalks you
Fav = Stalked
Retweet = See what I stalked
Mr Brandwood
@MrBrandwood
Lots of birds migrating away from here for some reason, in tight formation. What do they know that I don't?
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
