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Shahzeb
@Mr_ascetic
Isnβt that a bare minimum in a relationship? twitter.com/swatic12/statuβ¦
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Shahzeb
@Mr_ascetic
Some ladies are very funny, N15k lipstick for a lip that cannot even pronounce Ecclesiastes.
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Shahzeb
@Mr_ascetic
Date : 6/9
And 69 becomes legal
And 69 becomes legal
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Shahzeb
@Mr_ascetic
Who did this ? pic.twitter.com/7SLDdHCgUq
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Shahzeb
@Mr_ascetic
Guy : Bro, you are a Muslim & i think we should talk..
Muslim : Allah hu akbar
Guy : Bhai, dara kyu rhe ho, twitter trend h
Muslim : Allah hu akbar
Guy : Bhai, dara kyu rhe ho, twitter trend h
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Shahzeb
@Mr_ascetic
Dating would have been easier if the opposite sex had a tail ,so I could see it wagging or not after I did or said something
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Shahzeb
@Mr_ascetic
My Crush follows me
My Crush likes me
My Crush talks to me
My Crush replies immediately
My Crush is my boyfriend
What about you?
My Crush likes me
My Crush talks to me
My Crush replies immediately
My Crush is my boyfriend
What about you?
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Shahzeb
@Mr_ascetic
So #SalmanKhan is convicted in the #BlackBuckPoachingCase. pic.twitter.com/yHjmHlODec
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Shahzeb
@Mr_ascetic
Hair-fucked up.
Face- fucked up.
Marks- fucked up.
Friendship-fucked up.
Life- fucked up.
Relationship- nobody to fuck.
Face- fucked up.
Marks- fucked up.
Friendship-fucked up.
Life- fucked up.
Relationship- nobody to fuck.
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Shahzeb
@Mr_ascetic
Just Pakistani things pic.twitter.com/btKMxVWm4a
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
