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@MsSkarsgaard
Please follow the gorgeous and sexy
@MsSkarsgaard for loads of titillating laughs *emphasis on tits-illating
favstar.fm/users/MsSkarsgβ¦
@MsSkarsgaard for loads of titillating laughs *emphasis on tits-illating
favstar.fm/users/MsSkarsgβ¦
Retweet of status by @Alohababe2011
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Kitty
@MsSkarsgaard
You guys, I'll let you in on the secret of what women want...
Not a little bitch.
You're welcome.
Not a little bitch.
You're welcome.
Kitty
@MsSkarsgaard
Just go ahead now if you:
β¬ want to call me baby
β¬ like to tell me maybe
β¬ wanna buy me flowers
β¬ want to talk for hours
all of the above
β¬ want to call me baby
β¬ like to tell me maybe
β¬ wanna buy me flowers
β¬ want to talk for hours
all of the above
Retweet of status by @TheBeerGuy_
Kitty
@MsSkarsgaard
@wineoclock39 So hard
Kitty
@MsSkarsgaard
Them: Ooh, I bet that tweet was for me.
Yeah. Because fuckshovels are in short supply on Twitter
Yeah. Because fuckshovels are in short supply on Twitter
Kitty
@MsSkarsgaard
Me: Woohoo 10 days vacation.
Him: You don't work.
M: Well, no making school lunches then
H:
M: Fine. No-one needs to put on pants
Him: You don't work.
M: Well, no making school lunches then
H:
M: Fine. No-one needs to put on pants
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@MsSkarsgaard
Hope you had a wonderful birthday @XOperfectmessXO
Kitty
@MsSkarsgaard
CONTEST
Give me old/new 3 tweets max about anything to do with the mouth.
Ends 6pm est.
DM to donate. pic.twitter.com/bMqwaT7qLx
Give me old/new 3 tweets max about anything to do with the mouth.
Ends 6pm est.
DM to donate. pic.twitter.com/bMqwaT7qLx
Retweet of status by @TaintedContest
Kitty
@MsSkarsgaard
Imagine meeting the man of your dreams only to find out that motherfucker wears crocs
Retweet of status by @wineoclock39
Kitty
@MsSkarsgaard
Client: Oh your half braid is cute
Me: Thanks *flashes back to my mid braid meltdown bc I feel so weak I just couldnβt finish it
Me: Thanks *flashes back to my mid braid meltdown bc I feel so weak I just couldnβt finish it
Retweet of status by @Ummm_Nope_
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fakhright
@fakhright
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