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Muffin Top Momma
@MuffinTopMomma
Dance like nobody is watching.
Love like today is your last day.
Tell the joke like nobody is gonna slap you clean across the jibs.
Love like today is your last day.
Tell the joke like nobody is gonna slap you clean across the jibs.
Retweet of status by @Riverrunsred44
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Muffin Top Momma
@MuffinTopMomma
In case no one has told you
-GOOD MORNING
-Everyone you meet has something to teach you.
-Kindness is sexy AF
-NICE BUTT.....
-GOOD MORNING
-Everyone you meet has something to teach you.
-Kindness is sexy AF
-NICE BUTT.....
Retweet of status by @DukeHomer
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Muffin Top Momma
@MuffinTopMomma
This place can be fun pic.twitter.com/hWgh9jRb5W
Retweet of status by @Northerngent4
Muffin Top Momma
@MuffinTopMomma
Feeling old, and in pain, is really not a goal I ever had in mind.
Retweet of status by @gguitarzan
Muffin Top Momma
@MuffinTopMomma
Muffin Top Momma
@MuffinTopMomma
In case no one has told you
-GOOD MORNING
-Let your past make you BETTER not BITTER.
-People too weak to followβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
-GOOD MORNING
-Let your past make you BETTER not BITTER.
-People too weak to followβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @DukeHomer
Muffin Top Momma
@MuffinTopMomma
In case no one has told you
-GOOD MORNING
-There is only one person responsible for your happiness.. You.
-Don'β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
-GOOD MORNING
-There is only one person responsible for your happiness.. You.
-Don'β¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @DukeHomer
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Muffin Top Momma
@MuffinTopMomma
Imagine going out to your car and thereβs a big azz bear in it pic.twitter.com/b4oeXx5qRF
Muffin Top Momma
@MuffinTopMomma
Iβm pretty sure thatβs not a βcoughβ emoji . . . pic.twitter.com/BUkyVV0AeV
Retweet of status by @KMDgoBlue
Muffin Top Momma
@MuffinTopMomma
Quickest way to get rid of a man is to tell him you like him
Retweet of status by @momoftwocats
Muffin Top Momma
@MuffinTopMomma
In case no one has told you
-GOOD MORNING
-Don't worry about what others think. People are always negative, donβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
-GOOD MORNING
-Don't worry about what others think. People are always negative, donβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Retweet of status by @DukeHomer
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
