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copy & paste +upvote -downvote My uncle beat traffic light in Alausa on his way to owambe. He got a 20K penalty text message as he was settling into the partyππππ
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@Mys_p
People will have offer letter already and come to tweet manifesting new job.
Retweet of status by @MystiqueDammy
15 Aug 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote People will have offer letter already and come to tweet manifesting new job. π
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@Mys_p
They be getting so mad when you donβt take food or money pic.twitter.com/Ed4tpJThmB
Retweet of status by @notcapnamerica
20 May 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote They be getting so mad when you donβt take food or money π https://t.co/Ed4tpJThmB
A god
@Mys_p
This guy take care of everybody else except his kid
#squidgamenetflix pic.twitter.com/74om9qPdaa
#squidgamenetflix pic.twitter.com/74om9qPdaa
Retweet of status by @__aditii023__
03 Oct 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote This guy take care of everybody else except his kid π
#squidgamenetflix https://t.co/74om9qPdaa
15 Jul 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote "Goliath was the bigger person, and he died for it.
Be David.
Remain small and petty."
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@Mys_p
Wait for it wait for it (please watch until the end) pic.twitter.com/MYqjA3uQBk
Retweet of status by @capital_sb
16 Jun 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Wait for it wait for it (please watch until the end) πππ https://t.co/MYqjA3uQBk
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@Mys_p
@miss_she_du Whatβs N77k and small chops doing in the same sentence?
Na big chops be that
Na big chops be that
Retweet of status by @holardamolar
17 Jun 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @miss_she_du Whatβs N77k and small chops doing in the same sentence?
Na big chops be that π
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15 Apr 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote For everyone asking if I carry my vibrator around, I don't.
I'm travelling today ffs!!! πππ
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@Mys_p
@cooIhotsexyboy the comments βFREE BRO HE AINT EVEN DO NOTHINGβ someone said βdrained his dripβ pic.twitter.com/dcYqz49lVn
Retweet of status by @moodyclitoris
05 Dec 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @cooIhotsexyboy the comments ππ βFREE BRO HE AINT EVEN DO NOTHINGβ someone said βdrained his dripβ https://t.co/dcYqz49lVn
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@Mys_p
Now I understand burna pic.twitter.com/BEHXFZwEcf
Retweet of status by @tijaniquadri0
02 Dec 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Now I understand burna ππ https://t.co/BEHXFZwEcf
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@Mys_p
People wey normal for naija no reach 5 pic.twitter.com/hpdxqrRBOc
Retweet of status by @First_alphas
11 Nov 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote People wey normal for naija no reach 5π https://t.co/hpdxqrRBOc
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ